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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9242 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further! We have players who will literally poop on your car’s window if they’re feeling feisty. And don’t even get me started on our resident tortoise, John Wilks Booth – he’s a real troublemaker!
Join us if you’re ready to get into some crazy shenanigans. We’ve got players who start their day off by huffing insecticide (don’t try this at home, kids) and others who have a strange obsession with their sister’s soft… socks. Yeah, let’s go with socks.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and you never know what to expect, come join us! Just be prepared to lose a tooth or two along the way. And remember, we’re all just moths following the burning light of insanity. See you in the game!
