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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8997 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further! We have players who will literally poop on your car’s window if they’re feeling feisty. And don’t even get me started on our resident tortoise, John Wilks Booth – he’s a real troublemaker!
Join us if you’re ready to get into some crazy shenanigans. We’ve got players who start their day off by huffing insecticide (don’t try this at home, kids) and others who have a strange obsession with their sister’s soft… socks. Yeah, let’s go with socks.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and you never know what to expect, come join us! Just be prepared to lose a tooth or two along the way. And remember, we’re all just moths following the burning light of insanity. See you in the game!
