| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1429 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2004 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3584 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1595 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2559 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 18064 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6349 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5166 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7634 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8030 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 8463 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4657 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 68 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1310 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2626 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8132 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7840 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6743 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1884 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 383943 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8872 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
