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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8170 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
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Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.
