Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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