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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3378 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 506 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!