so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 6155 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY