so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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