so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 747
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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