so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 211
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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