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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1177 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!