FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 117 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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| No application required! Just launch the game and play! |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2293 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 8759 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
