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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9424 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!