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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2001 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2599 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.