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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2289 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.