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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8847 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2520 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 6716 | Star Shards Collected: | 177 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.