lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Ores Mined: 914 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Zombie Dances: 10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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