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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8032 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
