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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5814 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
