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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 102 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
