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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6651 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!