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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3242 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8872 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
