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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3140 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 487 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
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