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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3989 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 168 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 215 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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