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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1611 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
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