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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7562 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 626579 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 319 |
On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?