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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 10000 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?