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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 236 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
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join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!
