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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2287 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1914 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 293 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit!
Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely worth joining the server just to witness this phenomenon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. And remember, it’s not gay if she wants you to do it!