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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1581 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.
So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!