Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 200 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2996

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyWarfareMC

    CraftyWarfareMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    Pros

    no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

    Cons

    they are not there

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

    Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

    The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

    🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

    🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

    👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WeddingCrasher69

    WeddingCrasher69
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

    Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BreakUpBluesMC SMP

    BreakUpBluesMC SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DeleteMyExCraft

    DeleteMyExCraft
    If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Buildings Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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