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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3805 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).