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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7710 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 417 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).