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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8204 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8852 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).