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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1093 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 142517 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.
u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
