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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8722 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3447 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9802 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.
u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
