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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6214 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3890 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
