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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1151 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2631 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3369 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?
