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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8498 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4559 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 530 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?
