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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5109 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4061 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 598407 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?
