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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7027 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
| Farms Harvested: | 970 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the night. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine a thousand blocks in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks why you’re playing on our server, just tell them, “Flubber gives me a chubber!”
