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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4530 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 382 | Farms Harvested: | 969 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.
But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!