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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1852 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!
But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!
