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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1126 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4099 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!
But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!
