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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7285 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!
But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!
