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Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	815565	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	224	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	4446
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Emeralds Found:	1513	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0