Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 483
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Farms Harvested: 228
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magic Items Found: 7488
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mines Excavated: 4050
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Villages Defended: 16
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Farms Harvested: 892
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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