FloatSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kiss Me Enjoy Minecraft 1.21

adoration, Affection, affectionate, attraction, Connection, desire, devotion, Embrace, Enjoy, Happiness, infatuation, Intimacy, kiss, long-lasting love, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Smooch, tenderness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First off, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that?

And don’t even get me started on the zombies. These guys are like the Michael Jackson of the undead world, they’ll moonwalk right into your base and steal your diamonds!

Oh, and did I mention the creepers? They’re not just blowing up your stuff, they’re blowing up the dance floor with their sick moves!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. You’ll be kissing me and loving every minute of it!

CraftyRoomie’s Minecraft Server

addressing racism, awkward conversations, calling out racism, challenging stereotypes, confronting friends, CraftyRoomies, cultural insensitivity, difficult conversations, Minecraft, problematic humor, racial dynamics, racial microaggressions, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racist jokes, Server, social awareness, speaking out, standing up, uncomfortable jokes, uncomfortable situations, white fragility, white privilege

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for racist jokes or any kind of discrimination! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!

Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!

BabyShowerDramaGoneWild

apologies, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaGoneWild, boss up, children, Delusional, domestic violence, emotional roller coaster, family, Guilt, healing, love, Moving, Potential, Pregnancy, self love, self-care, Threats, toxic relationship, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?

BlockBrokeMC

BlockBrokeMC, financial insecurity, financial struggles, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty classification, poverty criteria, poverty cycle, poverty definition, poverty identification, poverty indicators, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty markers, poverty measurement, poverty signs, poverty statistics, poverty threshold, socioeconomic status

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

When you log onto our server and your character is wearing a cardboard box for armor and wielding a stick as a weapon. But fear not, because on our server, being poor is a badge of honor! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a potato and a dream.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode. They’ve heard the legends of players who can tame them and ride them into battle like a fiery green steed. Will you be one of those legendary players? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you’ll never know what fantastical beast you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

SydneySynagogueCraft

anti-semitism, Australia, Bigotry, Community, criminal act, discrimination, Graffiti, hate crime, Hate Speech, Jewish community, law enforcement, Peace, racism, religious intolerance, solidarity, Sydney, SydneySynagogueCraft, synagogue, tolerance, Unity, Vandalism

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where we have swastikas sprayed on the walls of every building! it’s like a fun game of hide and seek, but with hate symbols! join now for a chance to see the most outrageous and offensive builds you’ve ever seen in minecraft! who needs political correctness when you can have a good laugh at the expense of others? come join the madness today!

Wild Play Fun Land

Adventure, Benefits, children, cognitive development., creativity, Curiosity, Development, Exploration, Fun, INDEPENDENCE, Land, learning, mental health, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, problem solving, resilience, Risk-taking, Science, self-confidence, Social Skills, Wild

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is off da hook, like, so cray cray u won’t even believe it.

imagine dis, u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, like, what even is dat? and den u find out dat da whole server is actually on da back of a dragon, like, how cool is dat?

But wait, dere’s more! u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da evil llamas dat guard dem, dey spit at u like crazy.

And get dis, u can ride on a flying unicorn to explore da server, like, how insane is dat? and if u get bored, u can always challenge da ender dragon to a dance-off, cuz why not?

So, like, join dis server now and experience da wildest, most epic adventure of ur life. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Eternal Nippon Dream 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, coping, cultural acceptance, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural assimilation struggles, cultural belonging, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural identity crisis, cultural integration, cultural pride, cultural understanding, dream, ETERNAL, Japanese culture, Nippon, self-acceptance, self-identity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	4
Ores Mined:	3210	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	6287
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3911
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual Japan, but with creepers and diamonds instead of sushi and anime girls.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate weeb paradise, where you can build your own pixelated Mt. Fuji and ride on pixelated bullet trains.

Don’t be a baka, come join us and embrace your inner otaku while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies.

Who needs to be Japanese when you can be a Minecraft master on this server? Plus, we have virtual ramen shops and kawaii skins for days.

Say goodbye to reality and konnichiwa to a whole new world of blocky fun!

MomVacayDenied

Bonding, Boundaries, city trip, Communication, couple trips, Effort, emotional baggage, Experience, family, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, mom, MomVacayDenied, Mother Daughter, quality time, relationship, Resentment, self-care, Solo, step dad, vacation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Animals Bred:	169
Secret Passages Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from your family drama and bond with your virtual friends instead! Join us for a chance to build your dream city and explore the blocky world with like-minded players.

Don’t worry about leaving your mom behind on her couple trips, here you can create your own adventures and never have to deal with guilt trips again. Plus, who needs real-life vacations when you can travel to far-off lands in Minecraft and slay dragons with your buddies?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that don’t involve awkward family conversations or guilt trips. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because here, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

CraftyCashMC

assets, CraftyCashMC, dream, experiences, Extravagant, financial freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, Investments, jackpot, Lottery, luxury, MONEY, Property, Purchases, SECURITY, shopping spree, Splurge, travel, winning, wish list

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2612
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.

Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!

HotBlockz Minecraft Server

HotBlockz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2277
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz in 2024 we had global warming so hot, u can cook ur eggs on ur computer screen. but dont worry, our server is so cool it will make u forget about the melting polar ice caps. we got penguins riding llamas, and lava water slides that will make u scream like a little girl. plus, our diamond pickaxes are made of unicorn horns and our creepers are actually just misunderstood puppies. join now and help us save the world, one block at a time!

BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!

Accountability, Brazil, BrazilCraft, Censorship, Democracy, digital age, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, INFORMATION, Integrity, Meta, Misinformation, News, online content, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, regulations, social media, Technology, trustworthiness, Zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BRAZIL SAYING META GETTING RID OF FACTCHECKERS IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY BUT IN MINECRAFT LAND! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE FACTCHECKERS RULE AND DEMOCRACY IS SAVED BY BLOCKS AND PIXELS!

Easter Egg Island – Crafty Statues

Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Chile, Crafty, cultural heritage, Easter, easter egg, easter island, Egg, Historical landmarks, indigenous culture, ISLAND, moai, Mystery, Pacific Islanders, pacific ocean, Polynesia, Rapa Nui, Remote Island, south america, Statues, stone sculptures, tourism, Unesco World Heritage

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	84
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the statues on easter island were left as an easter egg! like, imagine mining and suddenly stumbling upon a giant stone head with a chocolate bunny inside. it’s like a willy wonka dream come true! plus, our server has flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. yeah, you heard that right. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to thriller. it’s lit af, bro. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Laser Depo Optics: Yttrium Fun

advanced materials, band gap, defects reduction, depo, electronic devices, film deposition, Fun, laser, laser processing., laser technology, material science, optical coatings, optical devices, optical properties, optics, optoelectronics, pulsed laser deposition, semiconductor materials, thick films, thickness-dependent, thin film technology, thin films, Yttrium, Yttrium ferrite films

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Yttrium ferrite films on pulsed laser deposition, but in block form! Da thicker da blocks, da less defects and da lower da band gap, making dem perfect for optoelectronics…or sumthin like dat. So come join dis server and get ur optical properties on fleek, fam!

NorthSMP

bedrock, bugs, Community, Discord, Feedback, Friends, invite, Join, Minecraft, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, Players, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Suggestions, Support, TEAM, world border

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4111	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP Small Supportive Community Pvp And Raiding Allowed
We always Take feedback AND suggestions Invite your friends so this server grows
World Border is 75000×75000 and will be increased later down the line if we get more players TpRandom To up to 2000 blocks Owners And general managers will be playing we be just another player if any bugs happen or something you need IF you like we can set up a name for your team if you like and it displays on your name tag
Server IP: NorthSMP.funserver.top
Port: 25598 (25598 for bedrock)
Discord: https://discord.gg/KgegaDED5H

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of experience level.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.
Is PvP and raiding allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and raiding are allowed, but please be respectful of other players.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can share your feedback and suggestions in the Discord server linked above.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to help the server grow.

Butt Craft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, butt, Butts, comes from, Craft, d.., from butts, haha, it comes, it comes from, Land, long tail tags, Poop, poop from butts, You know

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3120	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why, you ask? Because we have POOP! Yes, you heard me right, POOP! And not just any poop, but poop from butts! Haha, isn’t that just the craziest thing you’ve ever heard? So come on over and experience the magic of butt poop for yourself! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	128
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	9658
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20