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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8718 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!