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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9140 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 433 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!